R.Kelly : Trapped in the Closet : The Saga Continues

FORGET THE PEE THING FOR JUST A MINUTE.  YES, I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS, BUT THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.  NOW I'VE CORRUPTED MY SISTER WITH THIS, SO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF.  BECAUSE I CARE.

THIS IS THE FUNNIES SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN ABOUT 10 YEARS.  I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN I ( Read more... )

R.Kelly : Trapped in the Closet : The Saga Continues

OH NO.  NO NO NO.  As I just said elsewheres, YOU DO NOT CHOOSE THE MINDLESS THANKSGIVING TV MARATHON.  THE MINDLESS THANKSGIVING TV MARATHON CHOOSES YOU.  Why this?  WHY, TV GODS?  WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

I can't fight it.  It was meant to be.

I was just messing around with the "add or remove" friends option?  I may have just screwed it all up and now someone possibly isn't on the list that's supposed to be on the list and I'm a moron.  It was a very long day at work.  This is my excuse ( Read more... )

I didn't watch the last ep of House M.D.  I read a recap.  This is a perfect example of my capricious harlot fangirl ways.

I truly loved this show in the beginning.  LOVED.  HEARTS AND FLOWERS AND PINATAS STUFFED WITH VICODIN AND BEAUTIFUL, UNVARNISHED MISANTHROPY.  Ohhh, the burning misanthropy!  Greg House is, and most likely FOREVER WILL BE,   ( Read more... )

If the job fairy sprinkles some love on me, I'ma need to fix this crazed sleep schedule.  Now.  The IMPORTANT business.

WTF WHITNEY HUSTON.  Waiting to Exhale just came on and that is all I can say.  W.T.F.

Just when I think I'm over it...BAM!  Pre-crack is wack Whitney.  Seriously, they should show this to young women in rehab, cause DAMN, ( Read more... )

BLAH.  SMILING AND HELPFUL AND FRIENDLY.  I HATE IT.

Okay.  Who remembers the movie A Perfect World?  Kevin Costner is the escaped convict on the road with the kid?  No?  ANYWAY, there's this store called Friendly's where the most friendly employee gets a bonus, and everyone is grinnin' like idiots and harassing you with assistance and shit.  Both ( Read more... )

Before phone service cut out, Psycho Sister called to check on me.  Since it's either laugh or cry and I know she's as sick as I am, here's what I told her.

I needed to go out to buy some cigs but I didn't have any water wings.

It then occurred to me.  What I really needed were water wings, goggles, a snorkel, flippers and a yellow thong ( Read more... )

I've spent this day of unending rain bothering everyone I know on Facebook.  I mentioned my pro-active HATE for the new version of The Thing (a prequel, but I STILL HATE IT) and a good person linked me to this:

75 Movie Remakes and Reboots Currently In the Works

TEARS OF BLOOD.  If I don't even consider the tv series and recent foreign films being ( Read more... )

Today, our time spent answering customer service phones was almost totally dedicated to attempting to explain things to people who are UNBELIEVABLE IDIOTS.  I'm talking people so fucking STUPID that I honestly do not know how they made it into adulthood without falling victim to natural selection.  This level of stupid should equal death by stupid ( Read more... )

( my day sucking hardcore = lamest pirate story ever )